Nic Cage is bomb

beaky-peartree:

mariahwolf:

beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

Okay first of all fuck garlic bread

What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .

pokemean:

Walk a mile in these Louboutins

pokemean:

Walk a mile in these Louboutins

pluteum:

do not date people like me…i will take you to art museums and laugh at all of the private parts on the white marble statues

pin-uppity:

kvothetheraving:

if i can just


Can I have that on a t-shirt please?

pin-uppity:

kvothetheraving:

if i can just

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Can I have that on a t-shirt please?

koryos:

you sit down to watch the lion king with me. i point out that leafcutter ants do not live in africa within the first five minutes. you begin to realize that you have made a horrible mistake. i continue to point out every usage of a tiger’s roar in place of a lion’s. you are at the door, but it is locked.

ohadvevo:

This is so deep I’m gonna reevaluate my life

coolvvhip:

I got my ͡° on you

zohbugg:

wyeasttokaala:

I already liked Old Economy Steve. So, it was only natural I’d like the Scumbag Baby Boomer meme as well.

I don’t know whether I should laugh or cry.

the truth, it burns